What is morality? If we knew, we could lock the warden in a linen closet
and go home now. I maintain that morality is really a waste of time,
especially when you consider how much time I spend waiting for my dinner
to thaw. Time is the problem when it comes to morality. Who has time do
the ironing or shovel the walk? One out of every three women do, but
they have little time left over for folding their napkins into swans.
I'd rather wipe my mouth with my un-ironed sleeve than with an
un-swanned napkin. In some areas, people refer to napkins as
"serviettes." Does this absolve them from guilt? No! They are still
reading the Press Journal. Take the ribs from the oven, Hector.
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